Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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