Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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