Sry I called you an 8
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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