I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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