Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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