He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
40s are totally the cure
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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