Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
