Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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