As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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