I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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