They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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