Your face is a jimmy john
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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