So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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