girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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