Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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