Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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