I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
