thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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