Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
