i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she was so not down for the gang bang
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
is it fun? or sober?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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