One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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