Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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