She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just puked most of my soul out..
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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