:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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