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ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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