Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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