But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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