I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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