I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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