Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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