well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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