i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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