The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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