that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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