I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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