like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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