And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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