Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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