That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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