Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The adults are the big ones right?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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