Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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