batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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