We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I currently don't understand fingers.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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