he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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