My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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