Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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