so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
