The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
