question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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