And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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