god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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