if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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