playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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