I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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