Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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